Impressive impressions



What does it mean to leave an impression? This is important to me, as I try to carry myself in a professional light, as a musician and entertainer.  I know so many musicians who are just… slobs. They dress poorly, show up late, act like children, and honestly just make me want to make an impression on their face… with my fist.

That being said, the bar is set pretty low, in my area, as far as musicians go.  In fact, when my wife met me, she was leery because I was a ‘musician.’ Most musicians she knew, before me were pompous, arrogant, unprofessional, dirty, and most of all impolite.

I’m not saying I’m the most gentlemanly person on the planet, but if you’re going to do what I do, and be somewhat successful, you need to get your shit together and act like an adult.

What does that mean?

Show up to your gigs early:  Trust me, you look like a total tool, when you’re trying to rush around and set things up.. That’s when you make mistakes.  Nothing turns a crowd away from a band faster, then having microphones squeal and there being a large ruckus where the band/solo artist is setting up.

Dress the part: I’m not saying you have to be in full rockstar garb all the time, but try to look presentable. You’re holey Led Zepplin Tshirt from 1981 is not impressive. Wearing a nice button down shirt, jeans that aren’t falling off of you, and looking relatively well kept are not hard things to do.  Now, If you’re in a 90’s grunge band, and you’re playing at a venue, go ahead, wear ripped jeans and flannel..  I’m focusing more on the acoustic aspect of things. I’m pretty sure Dave Grohl isn’t reading this blog, so real rock-stars need not apply.

Be respectable: Walk into the place, without a chip on your shoulder, find the nearest bartender/server/whoever is in charge, and figure out where you are to set up. Say please and thank you. Order a drink, pay for that drink, and worry about what’s free later on.  REMEMBER, they are a business just as much as you are. You’re not doing any favors by drinking and eating all of their food for free.

DO NOT HAVE A RIDICULOUS GUEST LIST: Especially, if you are playing with other bands and charging a cover. Pick one: your girl/boy-friend, your favorite roadie, your corgi, I don’t care. Don’t expect to get your whole entourage in to the place for nothing. If there’s no cover, that’s fine, don’t try and get everyone free stuff, while you’re playing. Again, the venue is a business, and needs to be respected as such.

There’s just a few tips on leaving impressions, as a musician. I have so many of stories of groups that have done some seriously asinine things, and I wonder how they even manage to book gigs (most of them don’t anymore.)

Remember, live music and music venues need to work hand-in-hand to be successful.  Don’t expect them to do all of the promoting. I know you’re too busy changing the world with your music, but making a Facebook event and inviting your following only takes about 10 minutes.

Alright, I’ve rambled on long enough. What other tips do you guys have, to leave great impressions?




Author: joeflair

Pennsylvania Native, Husband, Father, Learning to be an accountant.. while being an accountant, part time wannabe rock star! I guess you could say I'm a jack of some trades.. Aside from music, I'm proficient with computers, I'm a home-mechanic, offroading enthusiast, a cook, gamer, and a whole mess of other things. I'm very passionate about the things i love, and brutally honest about every aspect of life.

4 thoughts on “Impressive impressions”

  1. I’m friends with a lot of musicians local to where I grew up… they’re pretty cool people. But some of them… oh boy. I think to make a lasting impression (as a fan) is to let the band/singer know that they rocked! And DON’T THROW stuff at them ON STAGE (or anywhere). And just be cool…. thanks for posting!

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    1. Unless they’re throwing money, or handing me a drink, I tend to frown on most foreign objects in my playing space.

      The really annoying ones are the ones who hear me play (mostly) rock music, then beg me to cover snoop dog or Luke Bryan. Not my style…

      The ones that I get physically violent with are the ones that break my bubble and try to grab my mic or guitar… I don’t handle that well.

      I have a not-so-fan story, that involves me almost being assaulted with a wooden chair during my set.. that was a fun night

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      1. This one here was a guy I’d never met. He was with a few friends of mine. He was heckling me, which doesn’t bother me (as long as it’s done from a distance), and we were all laughing about it.

        In my second set, I had a cover of Britney Spears, and it’s customary for me to pick out the biggest, meanest, SOB in the audience and dedicate it to them because they “look like they probably listen to Britney Spears.”

        Now, this guy was about 6′ 5″ and weighed a solid 350, if not more. He got up in disgust, and started pacing around and cussing me out, while I was singing the song. He picked up a chair and put all 4 legs around my head as I was singing. I, not skipping a beat of the song, kept playing. His buddies pulled him away. Then, he kept trying to get up and grab the cable off of my microphone, his friends kept pulling him away.

        What he didn’t realize is, I’m not afraid of anyone, especially big drunk idiots… and I ignored his friends pleas to stop the song.. but, when I have the mic, I do what I want haha…

        Needless to say, he ended up getting kicked out eventually…

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