Oh where, oh where has your little Joe been

Firstly,

I’d like to apologize for my absence. Though my followers are few, you’re my followers.

My youngest child was born unexpectedly at the end of June (5 weeks early!) and my life got pretty busy for a while!  My wife and baby are both healthy. Her big sisters are all super proud, as am I… for the strength and fortitude they showed through a slightly bumpy ride.

That being said,

I am going to make a better attempt at writing posts!  There’s been a lot of good going on in my life, and I’ve got a lot to share!

I’ve been playing a lot!

My acoustic shows have been plentiful and full of great crowds of people. I’ve had more people coming to ME for bookings, as opposed to having to seek them out myself.. Which is great!!

I’ve begun teaching

my wife, mainly, to play guitar! She’s a fantastic singer, and she also wants to take on the role of a solo performer. We’re also working on building a nice, completely mobile, 2 channel recording rig, that can be used in studio, or live performances… but more on that later!

I’ve been trying

to push myself back into the world of social media… I’ll be posting some cover videos and even some of my original music, as I get situated with everything..

That being said:

Thank you all for hanging out and not writing me off yet!!  I am going to make a real attempt to update this weekly.. I doubt I’ll have time for daily posts, but we’ll see what the future brings!

As always, thank you, and have a great day!!

 

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Impressive impressions

Impression

 

What does it mean to leave an impression? This is important to me, as I try to carry myself in a professional light, as a musician and entertainer.  I know so many musicians who are just… slobs. They dress poorly, show up late, act like children, and honestly just make me want to make an impression on their face… with my fist.

That being said, the bar is set pretty low, in my area, as far as musicians go.  In fact, when my wife met me, she was leery because I was a ‘musician.’ Most musicians she knew, before me were pompous, arrogant, unprofessional, dirty, and most of all impolite.

I’m not saying I’m the most gentlemanly person on the planet, but if you’re going to do what I do, and be somewhat successful, you need to get your shit together and act like an adult.

What does that mean?

Show up to your gigs early:  Trust me, you look like a total tool, when you’re trying to rush around and set things up.. That’s when you make mistakes.  Nothing turns a crowd away from a band faster, then having microphones squeal and there being a large ruckus where the band/solo artist is setting up.

Dress the part: I’m not saying you have to be in full rockstar garb all the time, but try to look presentable. You’re holey Led Zepplin Tshirt from 1981 is not impressive. Wearing a nice button down shirt, jeans that aren’t falling off of you, and looking relatively well kept are not hard things to do.  Now, If you’re in a 90’s grunge band, and you’re playing at a venue, go ahead, wear ripped jeans and flannel..  I’m focusing more on the acoustic aspect of things. I’m pretty sure Dave Grohl isn’t reading this blog, so real rock-stars need not apply.

Be respectable: Walk into the place, without a chip on your shoulder, find the nearest bartender/server/whoever is in charge, and figure out where you are to set up. Say please and thank you. Order a drink, pay for that drink, and worry about what’s free later on.  REMEMBER, they are a business just as much as you are. You’re not doing any favors by drinking and eating all of their food for free.

DO NOT HAVE A RIDICULOUS GUEST LIST: Especially, if you are playing with other bands and charging a cover. Pick one: your girl/boy-friend, your favorite roadie, your corgi, I don’t care. Don’t expect to get your whole entourage in to the place for nothing. If there’s no cover, that’s fine, don’t try and get everyone free stuff, while you’re playing. Again, the venue is a business, and needs to be respected as such.

There’s just a few tips on leaving impressions, as a musician. I have so many of stories of groups that have done some seriously asinine things, and I wonder how they even manage to book gigs (most of them don’t anymore.)

Remember, live music and music venues need to work hand-in-hand to be successful.  Don’t expect them to do all of the promoting. I know you’re too busy changing the world with your music, but making a Facebook event and inviting your following only takes about 10 minutes.

Alright, I’ve rambled on long enough. What other tips do you guys have, to leave great impressions?

 

-Joe

I can’t figure this out…

This isn’t so much a post, as a “How the hell am I supposed to do this?!”

I absolutely, for the life of me, can not figure out how to get my site to properly display my Twitter feed….

I’ve tried the widget, I’ve tried direct HTML, I’ve tried everything!!

How the heck does it work?! Help!!!

What’s damaging the gaming industry?

I saw a post (and lost it… sorry) edit: I found it!  about how modern gaming is rubbish.

I kind of agree, but for my own reasons.

1. The technology has plateaued 

You can only make things SO detailed.  From the NES’s 8 bit graphics to the SNES 16 bit graphics, you saw a 200% difference, in the quality of graphics. Now, by today’s standards that would be incredible, and totally unlikely. From there, you got the N64, that was 64 bit graphics 400% different from the SNES. You don’t see that kind of technology jump, in today’s world. So, right there, I’m less excited every time a new system comes out.

2. Too many sequels

Look, I love a good sequel, as much as the next guy, but seriously, stop. You’re beating a dead horse… For example: I loved the Metal Gear Solid series. I think they managed to make a few good sequels to a great story (talkin Metal Gear on the NES) and honestly, 4 is too many, but MGS4 would have been a great way to conclude that story. Don’t make a totally different sidequest about Raiden… Don’t make cell phone games and bs like that! Which brings me to my next point:

3. Microtransactions & Cell Phone gaming

Every time you spend money on a game of Angry Birds, my soul dies a little.  In my honest opinion: This is what’s killing the gaming industry.  Game developers found the jackpot, and it’s micro-transactions. Now you are no longer catering to gamers. You’re developing similar kernel apps, that have slightly different interfaces, and marketing them to the soccer mom who’s bored at a game, or the college kid who’s bored between classes. They’re sacrificing quality and the respect of their art, for a simple money making gimmick.

Now, it’s bleeding into our gaming consoles, in the form of DLC.

Do you remember the last time you bought a completed game? I sure don’t… Pretty sure it hasn’t been since the PS2, Gamecube, and original Xbox. Developers have gotten lazy. They’re selling you an incomplete product, at full price, so you can go home and download hours of updates, taking up precious space on your Hard drive.

It’s like going to a car dealer, and them selling you a car, but saying “You can go ahead and pay us full price. Oh, by the way, that car is missing it’d starter, you can tow it home, and we’ll send you the part in the mail.”

You wouldn’t do that.. because it’s criminal.

Am I making sense? Or do we just not care anymore?

4. Games aren’t challenging enough anymore. 

For the longest time, I could have sworn Battletoads (RARE, NES) didn’t have a damn 4th level. I come from a time where kids were taught to work hard, and if you fail, try again and again. The concept that “practice makes perfect” has been perverted by ‘participation awards’ and.. what? “Spend 20$ to unlock everything in the game”? That’s nonsense.

Anywho, those are my thoughts. What do you think?

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